Date:    Mon, 15 Jun 1998 18:59:24 -0700
<br>From:    "A. Vine" <avine[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]ENG.SUN.COM>
<br>Subject: Linguistic humor
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<br>I apologize if I've sent this before - my mind is full of email and
<br>charsets...Andrea
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<br>If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
<br>that...
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<br>Electricians can be delighted
<br>Musicians denoted
<br>Cowboys deranged
<br>Models deposed
<br>Dry cleaners depressed
<br>Laundry workers could decrease, eventually becoming depressed and depleted!
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<br>Even more...
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<br>Bedmakers will be debunked
<br>Baseball players will be debased
<br>Landscapers will be deflowered
<br>Bulldozer operators will be degraded
<br>Organ donors will be delivered
<br>Software QA engineers will be detested
<br>The BVD company will be debriefed
<br>Even musical composers will eventually decompose.
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<br>On a more positive note though, perhaps we can hope politicians will be
<br>devoted.
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<br>Author unknown
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