Date:    Thu, 9 Apr 1998 14:16:01 MDT
<br>From:    "//www.usa.net/~ague" <ague[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]REDRCK.ENET.DEC.COM>
<br>Subject: Re: more on non-negative "un"
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<br>This must have been written by someone from one of the 48 states of Linois
<br>and Diana.
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<br>-- Jim
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<br>                          How I met my wife
<br>                            by Jack Winter
<br>               Published 25 July 1994 in the New Yorker
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<br>It had been a rough day, so when I walked into the party I was very
<br>chalant, despite my efforts to appear gruntled and consolate.
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<br>I was furling my wieldy umbrella for the coat check when I saw her
<br>standing alone in a corner.  She was a descript person, a woman in a
<br>state of total array.  Her hair was kempt, her clothing shevelled, and
<br>she moved in a gainly way.
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<br>(Linois: any state in the US but Illinois.)
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