Date: Thu, 27 Apr 1995 08:17:00 EDT From: "Dennis.Preston" <22709MGR[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]MSU.EDU> Subject: Fixing to carry you In fact I am fixing to flat out haul off and carry you to Louisville is fully grammatical. How in the hell else could you say it? (with all those subtleties) Di[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]nIs preston[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]pilot.msu.edu It means something like this: I am about to with no compunction or hesitation and with gusto and/or directness transport you by vehicle to Louisville. Any other native speakers got any better translations for the South and South Midlands handicapped?