ANTIDENTITE



I've been in great pain all week. Especially today. OWWWW! A SEINFELD

rerun last week used a different name for the tooth Nazis.

JERRY SEINFELD: You're an antidentite!

I know I'm in good hands, though, because my dentist also does the teeth

of actors Armand Assante and Bernadette Peters, as well as supermodels

(whatever they are).

ARMAND ASSANTE: Antidentite! I will keel you! And then I will eat you with

my shiny white teeth!

If you bump into Bernadette, tell her I want to check out her mouth.