Date: Fri, 3 Dec 1993 10:43:21 EST

From: Larry Horn LHORN[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]YALEVM.CIS.YALE.EDU

Subject: Re: pen/hail/half past



Speaking of scatalogical time-telling, in 1950's New York, Dennis Preston's

Louisville monkey appeared in bovine garb:



Half past a cow's ass and a quarter to its/his balls.



I know, I know, but this was New York City--what did we know from cows?



Larry Horn