Date:  Fri, 12 Dec 1997 10:45:59 -0600
From:  Thomas Creswell <creswell[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]CROWN.NET>
Subject: Night Before Xmas

I wonder if someone would be kind enough to post to me a copy of the
recent ADS-L message containing a parody of the Xmas poem in PC
language.

I majored in cyberineptitude and graduated at the head of my class, so I
characteristically inadvertently zapped the message, which I intended to
save because of my interest in register-influenced variant versions of
messages.

Thanks in advance