Date: Fri, 12 Jul 1996 09:52:29 -0500

From: Cynthia Bernstein bernscy[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]MAIL.AUBURN.EDU

Subject: 3 Types of Observers--Jewish (fwd)



I thought that ADS-ers would appreciate these distinctions:



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Date: Thu, 11 Jul 96 15:36:29 EST5EDT

From: Laurence G. Kahn kahn[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]drcoffsite.com

To: jhumor[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]drcoffsite.com

Subject: 3 Types of Observers--Jewish



Original-From: ltsilver[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]borg.com (LT Silverman)

Original-Date: Thu, 11 Jul 1996 15:21:49 -0400





Three types of individual commonly watch indoor games like chess or bridge:

kibbitzers, dibbitzers and tstsibachers. A kibbitzer is a person who tells

the player what to play. A dibbitzer is a rather more timid soul who stands

behind the kibbitzer and tells him what to tell the players. A tstsibacher

is a very rare individual who stands at the edge of a large crowd watching

a game of chess or bridge and for perhaps an hour at a time says nothing.

Yet he knows where every card is, where every trick is, the potential of

the weakest pawn. Yet he says not a single word. However, every so often,

at the play of a card or move of a piece, he sadly shakes his head and

clicks his tongue "tsitsitsitsi."



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