Date: Wed, 27 Mar 1996 06:18:33 -0800

From: SETH SKLAREY crissiet[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]IX.NETCOM.COM

Subject: Re: Lavatory = ?



I always thought that the book "LOOKING OUT FOR NUMBER ONE" which was

popular several

years ago was the autobiography of a urologist.



Seth Sklarey

Wittgenstein School of the Unspoken Word

Coconut grove, FL

crissiet[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]ix.netcom.com



P.S. My favorite slogan on a septic tank cleanout truck for a local

plumbing company is

"We're Number 1 in the Number 2 business."

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The euphemisms we learned as children for excretory acts were "NUMBER 1" and

"NUMBER 2." I leave it to those of you who learned other terms to guess