Date: Wed, 11 Mar 1998 08:40:31 -0500
From: Robert Ness ness[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]DICKINSON.EDU
Subject: Re: standardization of non-standard forms

I've recorded the following suspected malapropisms from my students:
faulter (falter); take for granite, vice versal, boiling (buillon) cube,
expertriate, a doggy-dog world, to passify (too soothe into passivity), to
place one on a pedistool, to route out sin, Nato is out of sink with
Europe, Emerson believes in a happy median, blood was trinkling from the
cut, and my favorite: he was in the field plowing his burro (i.e., he
doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground). On Tue, 10 Mar 1998,
Devon Coles wrote:

Peter McGraw wrote regarding malapropisms:



(My own favorite example is a woman who was denouncing some group of
people or other and concluded by telling me, "I just think they ought
to be Osterized!" Unfortunately, to my knowledge it never caught
on, even regionally.)

My personal favourite is the example of a receptionist in my office who
reported a great night on the town during which her boyfriend "drank himself
into Bolivia."
Cheers,
Devon Coles
dcoles[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]horizon.bc.ca