Date:  Wed, 8 Mar 1995 11:43:05 EST

From:  "Janet M. Fuller" <JMCFULL[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]UNIVSCVM.BITNET>

Subject: Re: loose meat and vegans



News break, Columbia, South Carolina: A piece of loose

meat was seen walking down the street, mumbling to herself

in a dialect thought to carry features of a general drumstick

dialect, but actually having its origins in early

Scotch-Irish shank which immigrated to the South Atlantic

states in the form of a red-haired prostitute...

The relative markedness of this phenomena is thought

to contribute to the late acquisition of carnivore

behavior among mammalian NP referents.



This came to me in a dream.



Do you think I can get a discharge from academia on the

grounds of insanity?



Scary thought: I am almost finished writing my paper for

791, and it sounds a lot like the above.



     see ya, jmf