Date: Mon, 1 May 1995 07:54:36 -0400

From: David Muschell dmuschell[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]MAIL.GAC.PEACHNET.EDU

Subject: Re: Cross-post: on n X short of a Y



The other day, a local DJ finished his report of Heather Lockheed's

splitting up with her rock star boyfriend after she learned he was

partying with other females on the road by saying,

"Can you believe that guy? Cheating on Heather Lockheed. He must

be at least one guitar short of a band."



beth simon



I think you've malapropped the jet-setter: Locklear (it's a plane mistake).



David Muschell