Date:  Tue, 2 May 1995 08:12:15 -0400

From:  David Muschell <dmuschel[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]MAIL.GAC.PEACHNET.EDU>

Subject: Re: Cross-post: on n X short of a Y



>Ach! You're right. In fact, I was thinking that the rock-and-roller

>was Van Halen, but maybe I mean Van Allen.

>

>beth



You've "Jump"ed (big Van Halen hit) to the wrong conclusion: Locklear

_was_ married to hard-rocker Tommie Lee (one tatoo short of a taboo) who is

now married to _BayWatch_ beauty Pamela Anderson ("Pamela": an "invented"

name from _Arcadia_ by Sidney (late 1500's) quite fitting for a

self-invented sex symbol who is one swimsuit short of a synchronized swim

team). They had "rings" tatooed on their fingers (how touching, and how

difficult to get removed if vows turn to rows).



Just tabbing through the tabloids (and trying _hard_ to stay on task [X

short of a Y] for the sake of the side road we've taken.



David Muschell

Georgia College