Date:  Thu, 4 May 1995 13:39:23 EDT

From:  Shani Walker <s.walker[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]MSUACAD.MOREHEAD-ST.EDU>

Subject: Re: Heather Locklear



>

> >The other day, a local DJ finished his report of Heather Lockheed's

> >splitting up with her rock star boyfriend after she learned he was

> >partying with other females on the road by saying,

> >    "Can you believe that guy? Cheating on Heather Lockheed. He must

> >    be at least one guitar short of a band."

> >

> >beth simon

>

> I think you mean Locklear. Lockheed makes planes.

>



I think that was the whole point exactly...Lockheed=planes= Heather

"airhead"



***Shani Walker