Date: Wed, 12 Nov 1997 19:31:36 +0200
From: Liudmila Kostiukevich lvk[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]USM.MD
Subject: Re: taboo words
To make the file readable I can only send it in open form.
Sorry for the words, but.., you know.
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FUCK - Our most versatile word. By it's stress and intonation it can
describe many
emotions and no other word can be used in such varied categories. It can
be used as
a noun (I don't give a fuck) as an adjective (It's a fucking beauty) and
as a verb in
it's transactive form (The game was fucked up by the weather) and
intransitive (He
well and truly fucked it up) as well as in its normal form (I fucked her
good and
hard).
Everyday expressions show it's true versatility:
Perplexity - I'll do it my fucking self
Denial - I know fuck all about it
Apathy - Who gives a fuck
Admission - I fucking did it
Greeting - How the fuck are you
Fraud - I got well fucked over that deal
Resignation - Oh fuck it
Difficulty - That's fucked it
Disdain - Fuck off
Bewilderment - Who can fucking understand that?
Derision - He fucks everything up
Dismissal - Up your fucking arse
Challenge - Who do you think you fucking are?
Command - Do it your fucking self
Query - Who the fuck did that?
The word has of course, been used by some very famous personages, the mos=
t
notable
being:
Full steam ahead and fuck the icebergs Captain of the Titanic
What a place to plant a fucking tree Marc Bolan / Bucks Fizz
That's not a fucking real gun John Lennon
The fucking throttles stuck Donald Campbell
Who's going to fucking know President Nixon
Who let the fucking woman drive Space shuttle captain
We need a new fucking stand anyway Chairman Bradford City
I'm fucking dreading our gas bill Hitler
This isn't my fucking room Mrs. Tebbit
Jesus? Who the fuck is he? Bishop of Durham
Of course I can fucking fly Buddy Holly
I said I could smell fucking petrol Nikki Lauda
What the fuck was that! Mayor of Hirosima
She's just a fucking secretary Cecil Parkinson
I'm outside the fucking exclusion zone Captain of Belgrano
Look at the fucking Indians General Custer
You'll never get away with that fucker Lord Lucan's Nanny
Is that fucking boat safe? Lord Mountbatten
Who'd fucking shoot me? John F Kennedy
Wait 'till they hear this fucker Guy Fawkes
That's another good cloak fucked Sir Walter Raleigh
It'll be all fucking over by Xmas Arthur Scargill
It is my best fucking coat Michael foot
Watch him, He'll have some fuckers
eye out King Harold
Who the fuck left the doors open? Captain, Herald of free
Enterprise
Who's nicked my fucking bike? Norman Tebbit
No fucker uses proper English these days Prince of Wales.
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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the
English language is the word "Fuck". It is the one magical word, which,
just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, hate. In language
"Fuck" falls into many grammatical catigories. It can be used as a verb,
both transitive (Jhon fucked Mary) and intransitive Mary was fucked by
Jhon). It can be an active verb (Jhon really gives a fuck) or a passive
verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck); or an adverb (Mary is fucking
interested in Jhon), and as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck). It can be
used as a adverb: (Mary is fucking beautiful). As you can see, there are
very few words with the versatility of "Fuck".
Besides its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be
used to describe many situations:
Greetings............"How the fuck are you?"
Fraud................"I got fucked by the car dealer."
Dismay..............."Oh, fuck it!"
Trouble.............."Well, I guess I'm fucked now."
Aggression............"Fuck you!"
Disgust..............."Fuck me"
Confusion............."What the fuck"
Difficulty............"I don't anderstand this fucking business."
Despair..............."Fucked again"
Incompetence.........."He fucks up everything"
Displeasure..........."What the fuck is going on here"
Lost.................."Where the fuck are we?"
Disbelief............."Unfucking believable."
Retaliation..........."Up your fucking ass."
It can be used in an anatomical description - He's a fucking asshole
It can be used to tell time - It's five fucking thirty
It can be used in business - How did I wind up with this fucking job?
It can be maternal - as in "Motherfucker"
It can be political - Fuck Tip O'Neil
And never forget General Custer's last words: "Where did all those
fucking Indians come from ?" Also, the famous last words of the Mayor
of Hiroshima: "What the fuck was that ?" And, last but not least, the
immortal words of the Captain of the Titanic, who said "Where is all
this fucking water coming from ?"
The mind fairly boggles at the many creative uses of the word! How
can anyone be offended when you say fuck ? Use it frequently in your
daily speech: It will add to your prestige.
Today! Say to someone
Fuck you!
L.Kostiukevich