Date: Fri, 14 Nov 1997 20:54:15 -0500

From: "Barry A. Popik" Bapopik[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]AOL.COM

Subject: VETERANS DAY SPECIAL: Gulf War II?



How does "Gulf War II" sound?



DON KING: It's no "Rumble in the Jungle" or "Thrilla in Manila."

POPIK: So you're saying--

DON KING: "The Battle of Baghdad."

POPIK: "The Line Redrawn in the Sand."

DON KING: "Between Iraq and a Hard Place."

POPIK: "The Mother of all Rematches."

DON KING: "The Desert Dessert: Finishing the Job."

POPIK: "Restormin' Normans."

DON KING: "Taming the Tigris II."

POPIK: "Only in America."

DON KING: "Only in America?"

POPIK: Oops. Sorry.