Date: Tue, 25 Nov 1997 12:12:05 -0500

From: Grant Barrett gbarrett[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]JERRYNET.COM

Subject: RE VERNACULAR MISHAPS



I hope you don't mind me saying so, but this is another one of those joke lists that has been

forwarded from here to kingdom come. I got it twice today, and I'll probably get it a dozen more

times before Christmas.



I'm not the list-owner or admin, so you don't have to listen to me, but I wonder if you could not

forward this kind of stuff to the list?



Below is a partial list of emails that I get all the time from folks just trying to be helpful and

friendly.



Clemson Wedding Revenge

American Cancer Society 3 cents per message

Good Times Virus

Craig Shergold Cancer Cards

Steven Wright/George Carlin jokes (most are actually from other comedians)

Mouse Balls

Microsoft Buys Catholic Church (as much as I hate to get it, still very funny)

Neiman-Marcus Cookie Recipe

Pen-Pal Virus



Thanks tons. No offense. Meant. Taken?



Grant Barrett

gbarrett[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]dfjp.com



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