AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION, continued



The press has neatly downplayed this, saying that INXS lead singer

Michael Hutchence (whose biggest hit was probably "New Sensation," and who

was starting an anniversary tour called "Lose Your Head") died under

"mysterious circumstances." Australia police are flying to interview Sir Bob

Geldof, Hutchence's girlfriend's estranged husband.



SICKEST INTERNET JOKE: If Michael Hutchence had given Lady Diana his belt,

they'd both be alive today.



ADDITIONAL _AUTOEROTIC ASPHYXIATION_ THOUGHT: Wow! You miss one issue

of

Hustler, and you miss so much!