Date:  Fri, 14 Nov 1997 20:54:15 -0500
From:  "Barry A. Popik" <Bapopik[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]AOL.COM>
Subject: VETERANS DAY SPECIAL: Gulf War II?

   How does "Gulf War II" sound?

DON KING: It's no "Rumble in the Jungle" or "Thrilla in Manila."
POPIK: So you're saying--
DON KING: "The Battle of Baghdad."
POPIK: "The Line Redrawn in the Sand."
DON KING: "Between Iraq and a Hard Place."
POPIK: "The Mother of all Rematches."
DON KING: "The Desert Dessert: Finishing the Job."
POPIK: "Restormin' Normans."
DON KING: "Taming the Tigris II."
POPIK: "Only in America."
DON KING: "Only in America?"
POPIK: Oops. Sorry.