Date:  Tue, 10 Oct 1995 15:05:50 -0400

From:  Wayne Glowka <wglowka[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]MAIL.GAC.PEACHNET.EDU>

Subject: Re: Collecting things (I collect warnings)



>At Ivar's Acres of Clams, a local seafood joint, there used to be, and

>still may be, a sign that said something like: "To married men: No more

>than two cups of Clam Nectar without a note from your wife." They still

>sell lots of the stuff, though its efficacy seems dubious.

>

>Joseph B. Monda   email: monda[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]seattleu.edu

>           smail: English Department Seattle University

>               Seattle WA 98122 (206) 296-5425



This somehow reminds me of a revised warning on a condom machine in a men's

room in a diner featuring barbecue in a small town in North Carolina off

I-77 just south of the Virginia border. Someone had scraped off part of

the usual limiting claim, and the remainder read:



"Sold only for the prevention of . . . ease."



Wayne Glowka

Professor of English

Director of Research and Graduate Student Services

Georgia College

Milledgeville, GA 31061

912-453-4222

wglowka[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]mail.gac.peachnet.edu