Date:  Thu, 2 Oct 1997 22:15:18 -0400
From:  "Barry A. Popik" <Bapopik[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]AOL.COM>
Subject: Language Nazi

This is from the syndicated cartoon "The Modern World" by Tom Tomorrow,
10-1-97, tomorrow[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]well.com:

PANEL 1:
"Feminazis" would like women to have the same opportunities in life as men.
(Two women are shown offering their opinions.)
WOMAN ONE: Equal pay for equal work--that sort of thing.
WOMAN TWO: If it's not too much TROUBLE...?

PANEL 2:
"Smoking Nazis" would rather breathe clean air than secondhand cigarette
smoke.
(Two men are shown in a restaurant.)
NONSMOKER: Terribly sorry to be a BOTHER about this.
SMOKER: Fascist.

PANEL 3:
The ACTUAL Nazis systematically slaughtered six million innocent men, women
and children.
(A bulldozer is shown moving dead bodies from the Nazi holocaust. A gruesome
sight.)
(NOTE: Six million is the Jewish number. The total was much more--ed.)

PANEL 4:
(Two characters are talking about this strip.)
CHARACTER ONE: ...I really hate Nazi analogies.
CHARACTER TWO: What are you--some kind of LANGUAGE NAZI?