Date: Mon, 11 Sep 1995 19:23:07 -0500
From: "Dennis R. Preston" preston[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]PILOT.MSU.EDU
Subject: Re: FOR English Only
What an incredible question. Of course I can (and have). Standard English
is the English spoken in Michigan. If you don't believe it, ask the people
of Michigan.
Dennis Preston
preston[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]pilot.msu.edu
P.S.: One of my nastiest local tricks is to chuckle when Michiganders
speak. When thay ask me what's so damn funny, I say 'They way y'all talk
just tickles the shit out of me' (with my native South Midland phonology,
of course). The range of emotions goes from puzzlement to anger, but
similar comments from Michiganders to 'real' dialect speakers (that is,
speakers of English from practically everywhere else) never raises a local
eyebrow. Fun, huh?
Can anyone really define STANDARD American English? We can't say that
it's what the newscasters use, because they speak on t.v. in a variety of
dialects. To say it's what the grammar books in school use is not
satisfactory because there are many traditionally ungrammatical
structures in the grammar books. So, what is "standard" English?
Ellen S. Polsky (Ellen.Polsky[AT SYMBOL GOES HERE]Colorado.EDU)